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Classic signs with wit and wisdom available now!

Odes to Cows, the 100% accurate Almanac Weather Rock, and quotes from Ben Franklin and Thomas Jefferson!
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"BOTHER TOMORROW! LET'S LIVE TODAY! TAKE THE ADVICE OF A COW."
The poem "Ode to a Cow" was originally printed in The 1936 Old Farmer's Almanac. It is a wonderful reminder that we can all "refuse to fret or worry or brood," no matter how unsettling the world becomes. When we "go and look at a cow," we are reminded to stand outside, enjoy the warmth of the sun, and live today!
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This Old Farmer's Store exclusive has a delightful antique finish and is made in the USA! It measures: 22" x 5.5" x 3/4", the perfect size for an open space in your barn or an empty spot in your home!
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Ode to a Cow: When life seems one too many for you, Go and look at a cow. When the future's black and the outlook blue, Go and look at a cow. For she does nothing but eat her food, And sleep in the meadows entirely nood, Refusing to fret or worry or brood Because she doesn't know how. Whenever you're feeling bothered and sore, Go and look at a cow. When everything else is a fearful bore, Go and look at a cow. Observe her gentle and placid air, her nonchalance and savoir faire, Her absolute freedom from every care, Her imperturable brow. So when you're at the end of your wits, Go and look at a cow. Or when your nerves are frayed to bits, And wrinkles furrow your brow: She'll merely moo in her gentle way, Switching her rudder as if to say: "Bother tomorrow! Let's live today! Take the advice of a cow." - 1936 - The Old Farmer's Almanac
 
The Old Farmer's Store has many charming signs and decorative accents to remind you of simple wit and wisdom!
Almanac Weather Rock: If it's wet, it's raining. If it's white, it's snowing. If it's moving it's windy. If there's a leaf on it, it's Autumn. If it's not visible, it's pretty darn foggy. If it's dry and still, just wait a minute, it's a mistake and will change soon.
THE ALMANAC WEATHER ROCK
The Almanac's weather forecasts are traditionally 80% accurate, but the Almanac Weather Rock holds the record at 100%! This classic, witty sign made in the USA is sure to bring a smile even on a cloudy day.
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According to Thomas Jefferson, hard work and luck go hand-in-hand:
"I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it." - Thomas Jefferson
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Did you know Ben Franklin liked a beer at the end of a long day?
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Ben Franklin
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